WATCH: Bisexual comedian Andy Dick rubs his last name against a Dallas man who’s suing him

OK, I’ve watched the video and other than being a major train wreck, I can’t quite see the altercation between Andy Dick’s cock and a patron at Trees. During Dick’s show last year, the bisexual comedian in pseudo-drag looks out of it as he pulls down his skirt and almost has his way with one Robert Tucker.

But I don’t think I can report this any better than Michael K did over at dlisted.

—  Rich Lopez