Just in time for Black Friday (and Grey Thursday, aka Thanksgiving aka Hanukkah) this week, we published in the current edition of Dallas Voice our annual Holiday Gift Guide. But there’s one item we didn’t get to include — even though it’s our favorite: Stop Touching Me Elmo. That’s because it exists only in the minds of those sick bastards at South Park. If you haven’t seen it yet, you won’t believe what you see after the jump.
In the meantime, check out the Gift Guide, and check back regularly, as we add gift suggestions throughout the season.