And the Gay World Series winners are …

… Not anyone from Dallas.

Despite good efforts during the week, including two teams in the semifinals, Dallas teams at the Gay World Series of Softball in Minneapolis got shut out, with no teams finishing in the top four. Ah, well. We’re proud of our men.

And our women. See, softball play is not really over. The women’s World Series, held in San Diego this week, features three teams from Dallas, and we’ll be keeping tabs on them, too. Check in for results!

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

All Dallas teams advance in Gay Softball World Series

Dallas Drillers C and D division teams

The North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance is holding the World Series in Minneapolis this week, and the Dallas contingent is doing well so far, with all teams from Pegasus Slowpitch Softball Association winning games on Tuesday. In fact, of the 12 games played, only one was lost. That gives them a collective start of 11-1 — which ties a record for Dallas teams at the World Series, says PSSA member Woody Morrow.

The league is divided into five divisions, with Dallas fielding two each teams in B, C and D divisions. The two divisions of the Dallas Drillers  are sponsored by Dallas Voice.

Play continues today, although with a rain delay of two hours. The finals are on Saturday.

The standings so far:

Division B:

Hidden Door Assault (1-1):  vs. the Seattle Battalion 14–4; vs. Atlanta Ambush 10-9 (loss)

Woody’s X-plosion (2-0): vs. Twin Cities Frostbite 10–9; vs. NYC Wings 12-7.

Division C:

Dallas Drillers (2-0): vs. Milwaukee Force 12–9; vs. Twin Cities Infinity, 8-6.

Woody’s Wreckin’ Crew (2-0): vs. Memphis Neons 16–6; vs. Atlanta Ambush 13-12.

Division D:

Dallas Drillers (2-0) vs. Southern New England York Street 17–7; vs. Atlanta Aggression 10-5.

Woody’s Demolition Crew (2-0): vs. Milwaukee Silver 23–5; vs. Fort Lauderdale Hurricanes 12-10.

 

—  David Taffet

DV Publisher Robert Moore settles his World Series gambling debt, won’t lose any fingers

On Page 12 of this week’s Bay Area Reporter we found the above photo of our own publisher, Robert Moore, holding a giant check for $1,000 and wearing a San Francisco Giants T-Shirt. Alas, Moore made good on his World Series bet with BAR Publisher Thomas E. Horn, donning the winning team’s apparel and sending $1,000 to the Gay Straight Alliance Network, a San Francisco-based organization that empowers youth activists to fight homophobia and transphobia in schools.

Robert did get something out of it, though, as Horn proved gracious in victory and sent over a Rangers T-shirt and cap that arrived today, shown below. Unfortunately, as you can see, the shirt is about three sizes too big for Robert. Sometimes you just can’t win for losing.

—  John Wright

It is ON: Gay choral groups wager on World Series

During major sporting events, we’re all used to the “friendly” bets between the mayors of the competing towns: Mayor X will wear a cheese hat if his team loses, and Mayor Y will ride to council meetings on horseback for a week.

But now the gays are at it — and not just the publishers of LGBT newspapers.

The Turtle Creek Chorale has a wager going with the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus over the eventual outcome of the Rangers-Giants series. The bet: The artistic director of the chorus in the losing team’s city will have to wear the other chorus’ garb — whatever that might be — for a rehearsal to be taped and provided to the winner chorus, and maybe even sing a pro-winner song. And as you can imagine, the gays are taking it seriously. “Bring it!” taunts the Frisco team on their Facebook page. “Fear the Beard!”

Of note is that the director of SFGMC is a woman. You might think that this would cow TCC director Jonathan Palant. But we have it on good authority he kinda likes dressing in women’s clothes — just look:

—  Arnold Wayne Jones

Gay publishers ante up for World Series

Is it just us or does Giants closer Brian Wilson look like someone you’d run into at the Dallas Eagle?

Dallas Voice Publisher Robert Moore felt left out last week, after the publisher of New York City’s Gay City News refused to make a friendly, legal wager on the Rangers-Yankees series. I won’t repeat Robert’s exact comments here, but basically, the publishers of San Francisco’s Bay Area Reporter and The Philadelphia Gay News had bet on the National League Championship Series, and Robert badly wanted a piece of the action.

Well, good things come to those who wait, and thanks to the Rangers first-ever World Series berth, Moore is finally getting in. Moore and Bay Area Reporter Publisher Thomas E. Horn have agreed that the loser will contribute $1,000 to a charity in the winner’s city and appear in the opposing team’s gear in a photograph to be published in the winner’s newspaper.

And while these are some pretty high stakes already, we’d also like to see Moore don a leather-daddy beard a la Giants closer Brian Wilson should the Rangers lose.

—  John Wright